Observations

There’s a pier and some chairs. Four nice ones that are sturdy, if faded, and four cheap ones. The sturdy ones welcome your weight, the flimsy ones bow and flex … Read more

August

I suppose that’s that. The streets look the same but without the movement and excess of summer. The kids are gone now. The trash still makes it to the curb, … Read more

Pier 240

 Welcome to pier 240. Here you’ll find an impeccably maintained contemporary lakefront home with 180 degree unobstructed water views offering spectacular all season sunsets. The home has two separate living … Read more

Allegheny

There’s a house on the south shore that no one talks about. It’s not the biggest house or the loudest house. There are no fireworks here. To the contrary, the … Read more

Dartmouth Woods

Tucked in a lakefront cove in beautiful 11 acre Dartmouth Woods, this home with timeless character and sophisticated modern updates will steal your heart. Lake views so immersive you feel … Read more

The Dull One

Once in a while I have a customer who decides, against my better judgment, that he or she might be better off not buying a vacation home and that, instead, … Read more

Still

Lifejackets on hangers. Bug spray on the work bench in the garage, next to a part to a sailboat and a wrench and the project that never was finished. Salt … Read more

Spring

In order for the forthcoming proclamation to work, we need to establish some parameters on the structure of this decree. First, we must define which states count as The Midwest. … Read more

Lake Geneva 2026

Happy New Year from Lake Geneva. I trust you had a nice Holiday season, and if you’re anything like me, you’re already over winter and ready for spring. 2025 was … Read more

Winter

I wonder about winter sometimes. Colin Meloy wrote a lyric about the winter. How I lived a childhood in the snow.And all my teens in tow. Stuffed in strata of … Read more

Bonnie Brae Sells

One of my recent lakefront sales tells an interesting story about the progression of the Lake Geneva lakefront market. It’s easy to look at the market today and assume it’s … Read more

8 Hillside Sells

The lakefront market has been on quite a run of late. You know this. I know this. The Chicago media knows this. The run appears to have come out of … Read more

Life Raft

A couple of weeks ago I spent $400 on a rectangular piece of styrofoam, or something mimicking styrofoam, as if I know what exactly is, and isn’t, styrofoam. But I … Read more

Open House King

Two open houses this weekend, both on Creekside Lane. Noon to 2 pm, Saturday, August 2nd. Stop over and buy one of them, or both of them. There will not … Read more

Memorial Day Weekend

It’s a tradition unlike any other: An Upper Midwest Memorial Day Weekend carried out amidst the hindering malaise that is cold, rainy, cloudy, and otherwise unpleasant weather. Add in the … Read more

Endings

There is some question as to where the practice of providing those condemned to death a “last meal”. Some say it started with the Roman Gladiators. Others claim it began … Read more

Aloha Lodge Sells

I’m pretty happy to report my latest lakefront sale. This one is of yet another iconic property, making it the latest in a long line of iconic lakefront properties that … Read more

The Work

It’s the middle of May now and in five months it’ll be the middle of October. The bright green lawns of May will be replaced by the dull lawns of … Read more

Lake Geneva Commissions

Well, that just about does it. The National Association of Realtors settled the BOMBSHELL commission lawsuit last Friday and now everything has changed. Six Percent Commissions Are Toast, some of … Read more

Summer Regret

A man called me last spring about this time. He had spent his childhood here and now that he was growing quite old he felt an oddly powerful desire to … Read more

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Sometimes

Sometimes spring arrives in February. The ice breaks and the wind blows and the snow melts and the grass greens and the street sweepers sweep to rid the roadways of … Read more

George Williams College

By now you’ve read the articles in Crain’s and the Tribune, so I don’t need to tell you that Aurora University has found a buyer for their cherished George Williams … Read more

Burr Oaks Farm Sells

In case you couldn’t tell, this was a really special property. I was proud to represent this lovely seller and their stunning farm. Sometimes selling a property isn’t an easy … Read more

Lake Geneva Condo

Does anyone want to be my neighbor? I’ve listed one of the upper two bedroom condominiums at my 323 Broad Street building, and as you can see from these photos, … Read more

Lake Geneva For Sale

Gratitude

I’m not one of those people who have trouble saying thank you. I say it all of the time. I say it when someone refills my water at a restaurant, … Read more

Risk On

Risk is inherent in life, but it’s often ignored in residential real estate transactions. It shouldn’t be.

Orchard Lane

There’s a thing about houses that the market, as a whole, often forgets. In the pursuit of function over form, the market hastily changes the classic lake homes of Lake … Read more

Memorial Day Weekend

Well, here we are. On the cusp. Don’t forget, this isn’t it. This is the cusp. This isn’t summer. This is a dress rehearsal. This is the weekend where you … Read more

Market Cycles

Real estate isn’t really that hard. Buyers buy when they’re confident and they sell when they’re fearful. Nothing else really matters.

Countdown

The market knows what comes next. In case you forgot, summer is what’s next. And it starts in nine weeks, ready or not.

2019 State Of The Market

Managing Directors, Those Bored and Successful, My Wife and Children, My Mother Who Reads These Posts, and my Fellow Lake Geneva Admirers: We meet electronically this morning at a moment … Read more

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Lake Geneva Winter

I think it’s cute that the city of Lake Geneva is installing an ice rink this winter. The ice rink will complement the ice castles that are currently being built … Read more

Lake Geneva Video

It’s been three years since I had my homepage video filmed. That was a terrific video, if I do say so myself. But this last week’s weather was so perfect … Read more

Lake Geneva Realtors

There’s nothing that makes me hate my chosen profession more than leafing through a local glossy magazine. There are lots of glossies here, most notably that Summer Homes For City … Read more

Not The Same

I don’t really know exactly how Hamburger Helper works. I assume it’s just a powder mix, with some starch to bind and some salt to flavor. Maybe a dash of … Read more

Lake Geneva Real Estate Market Update

Summery

My calendar said spring turned to summer last week. The first day of summer, it said, capitalized with an exclamation point. The hardware stores had an ad in the paper, … Read more

The stunning pastels of a Lake Geneva spring

Municipal Musings

Last weekend, it was hot. You know that. I know that. It was super hot. Smoking hot. Summer hot. If you were here, then you were less hot than the … Read more

Along The Way

I love my kids. I really do. Of the few things in this life of which I’m certain, that condition is firmly assured. But I can’t stand driving anywhere with … Read more

Glenwood Springs Fontana

2018 State Of The Market

(Lake Geneva lovers to the left of the podium, smiling and clapping, standing. Michigan lovers to the right of my podium, scowling, sitting, glaring. Me, walking, shaking, waving. My hair … Read more

New Lakefront Listing Geneva Lake

Tax Time

If you’re lucky enough to be a Lake Geneva vacation home owner, then you’re unlucky enough to be unwrapping Walworth County’s most untimely gift: Your property tax bill.  When I’m … Read more

Bluff Lane

Buyers have a unique tendency to focus on one or two aspects of a purchase, and in doing so, convince themselves to proceed with the transaction. This is true of … Read more

Thanksgiving

Halloween is a stupid, fake holiday. There, I said it. It’s absolutely the worst fake holiday there is. I’ll take Sweetest Day over it, and I don’t even know when … Read more

The Fall Of It All

I already know the sort of fall you like. I know the sort of fall everyone likes. It’s the fall we had last Saturday. Sunshine, 70 degrees, bright leaves and … Read more

Construction Sadness

I’ve decided, in the wake of the Cubs miserable, awful, embarrassing performance this week, to make every post a sad one. Monday, Multiple Offer Sadness. Today, Construction Sadness. Friday, likely, … Read more