Science, Pfft.

In a matter of days, they’re coming. I mean, they’re already here, they’re just sleeping. Or they’re not even alive, but they will be, and soon. Any day now. The earth is awakening. The temperature is rising. The broods are coming. One brood for you, one brood for me. It’s going to be memorable and terrible, the people in charge tell us. Don’t plant things! They say. Because they’re coming, and your new plants don’t stand a chance. The birds will feast and the trout will rise and the panfish with munch all while wishing they had bigger mouths. I’ve seen it before, the swarm. But I’m here to tell you I don’t believe in what happens next. Two broods at once? I can imagine it, but I’ve never experienced it. I’m probably not up for it, assuming it happens, but I’m here to tell you to stop worrying about it. Plant your plants. Plan your things. Imagine the brood, but don’t make it personal. My name is David Curry, and I’m a double brood cicada apocalypse denier.

About the Author

I'm David Curry. I write this blog to educate and entertain those who subscribe to the theory that Lake Geneva, Wisconsin is indeed the center of the real estate universe. When I started selling real estate 27 years ago I did so of a desire to one day dominate the activity in the Lake Geneva vacation home market. With over $800,000,000 in sales since January of 2010, that goal is within reach. If I can help you with your Lake Geneva real estate needs, please consider me at your service. Thanks for reading.

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