The Ice Fisherman

It’s dark now, but light enough to see that the sky and the ice and the horizon are the same dull gray. I think he’s in there. He has to … Read more

About May

Last year, I went swimming earlier than I had intended to. Today, my last Blackberry and a very pristine pair of Ray Bans lay encased in a living tomb of … Read more

My Friend, The Wind

You have never contended with real wind unless you have lived in Steinbach, Manitoba. There is wind here, in my village and in your windy city, but this wind is … Read more

The Winter Tinker

Winter is good for a lot of things. Without winter, that red headed kid who snowboards would only be known as the red headed kid who skateboards. Without winter, flora … Read more

2012 Housing Predictions

I’m going to assume that Jack Welch is smarter than I am. This is not an easy admission to make. It’s this assumption of superior intelligence that left me bothered … Read more

My Early Spring

Later this month, when it is winter, I will tell you how wonderful it is. I will write about the snow and the frost and the ice, and I will … Read more

Happy New Year

But if you decide to make thrills your regular diet and try to prolong them artificially, they will all get weaker and weaker, and fewer and fewer, and you will … Read more

Merry Christmas

One night in the mid 1980s left me with an indelible, unexpected memory. It was Christmas Eve, and like nearly every Christmas Eve of my youth it was spent inside … Read more

Harvard Avenue Lakefront Sale

If you must know one thing about Lake Geneva, please know this. Location, location, location is only surpassed by Viking, Waterworks, and Visual Comfort. There are three lakefront properties pending … Read more

Market Timing

The matter of timing is a curious thing. In life it is everything. In fishing it is too. And in real estate, it is everything and just a little bit … Read more

Geneva Lakefront Condo Update

I once proudly declared that I was the leading agent for total transaction sides involving lakefront condominiums on Geneva Lake. I held that distinction for many years. I would routinely … Read more

A Vacation

I have heard rumors that some people, people other than myself, can engage in a distant vacation and leave their troubles behind. Advertisements would have us believe this is a … Read more

Kevin McAllister

I felt a little bad for picking on Clark Griswold earlier this week. He should have owned a vacation home in Lake Geneva, but he was obviously a middle class … Read more

En Fuego

I must have been about thirteen at the time. I can still remember the dirt path that dipped and dove down the hillside, each step darker than the last, each … Read more

Clark Griswold

Holiday movies come in many shapes and sizes. It’s a Wonderful Life, a story that might as well have been written about my life and my struggles with my very … Read more

Black Point Sells

To describe market conditions it is generally necessary to paint with the broadest brush one can find. Real estate trends and valuations are not unlike employment statistics and death. If … Read more

Regrets

When we were young, we had regrets, but these regrets were different than the regrets we have now. When I was 17, I once wore red Lotto shorts with a … Read more

Happy Thanksgiving

There is nothing pretty about quartering a 22 pound Butterball turkey. This is particularly so when the bird is still partially frozen and the knife of choice has spent its … Read more

Time The Conqueror

Showcasing the lowest of low bars for entry into the real estate business, I went to real estate “school” at night. When I was in high school. I went to … Read more

Abbey Hill Sale

View Larger Map A year or so ago there were as many as eight units on the open market at Fontana’s Abbey Hill. It seemed, to a casual onlooker, that … Read more

The Traffic Jam

Many noble thoughts enter into the minds of those contemplating a vacation home purchase at Lake Geneva. If the contemplator had the good fortune to experience a taste of Lake … Read more

Late Fall Market Trends

Just as spring in our resort market is a time for building inventory and increased expectations, late fall is a time for shedding inventory and lowering expectations. As November fades … Read more

A November Destination

It was a day much like this one. Dark, wet, dour. I can’t recall what motivated me to drive through the countryside towards my northward destination some 15 years ago … Read more

My Dream

I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was lying on a pier, a white one, and the depth of my dream revealed to me that I was indeed … Read more

Closing Time

Before my time, before I sold real estate and before I had a Saab 900, before I caught my first fish and before I was alive, there was a time … Read more

Geneva Lakefront Sale

That the lakefront market is hot provides no consolation to the rest of the vacation home market. There is no joint feeling of relief when one lakefront sells and renders … Read more

November

Next week, it’ll be November. The summer that I tried to hang on to for as long as humanly possible has slipped through my fingers, My grip is still tight, … Read more

Occupy Lake Geneva

When you peel back the layers of the Occupy movement, if it can or should even be labeled such, past the filth and the yelling, beyond the bongos and the … Read more

Bay Shore Sale

Many years ago, there was a time when selling a Bay Shore condominium should have been easy. At that time of apparent ease, it was, in fact, difficult to sell … Read more

Lake Geneva Vacant Land

You might think there is an insatiable appetite for vacant land on Geneva Lake. The lake has been nearly filled for many generations now, but as with any nearly full … Read more

It’s Orchard Time

Some people find their way to apple orchards when the leaves are still green, the sun still high. I am not one of those people. When that sun is high, … Read more

Harvard Club Sale

There are lots of rules at the Harvard Club. You can’t have your dog with you from the third weekend in June through Labor Day. You can’t plant trees or … Read more

Lake Geneva Foreclosure Update

If I were sitting near Wall Street today, wearing my favorite hemp necklace, holding up my sloppy poster adorned with misspelled words of blame, wreaking of pharmaceuticals and pointing to … Read more

Stone Manor Sale

In 1995, Tony Rezko purchased a second floor condominium in Stone Manor. Tony, at the time, wasn’t particularly well known then, at least not in the infamous context that he … Read more

Beat it, September

When the weather is unruly during a month like June, it is unfortunate but it is not insurmountable. If June is dark or cold or wet, it will put us … Read more

A Basketball Confession

If you’ve made a snap judgment as to my athletic prowess based on my current wheezy state, you might find it difficult to believe that at one point, many, many … Read more

The Fine Art of Hooky

It is true that self employed individuals can have schedules that more easily accommodate deep rooted desires of the heart. It is also true that those who are well employed … Read more

Oak Shores Sale

In March of this year, a fine lakefront home on Bonnie Brae sold for $2.625MM. The price paid per front foot of lakefront was $17,500. Then in May, a buyer … Read more

Sunny September

I imagine enjoying these late summer days in the fashion that I do is similar to spending time with a loved one who is on the verge of dying. Moments … Read more

Four New Sales

My lakefront sale from Friday wasn’t the only sale of consequence last week, even if it was the sale that made me feel the most heroic. The Lake Geneva vacation … Read more

Geneva Lakefront Sale

If you took a snapshot of the lakefront, choosing any particular stretch of homes that numbered at least 100, I would estimate that as many as 30 of those owners … Read more

Swimmer’s Ear

When three boys are 4, 8, and 11 it is difficult to fit all three into the back of a blue Chevy station wagon, but not impossible. If you align … Read more

Lake Geneva Price Cuts

I mentioned this briefly last week, but the topic of fall price reductions at Lake Geneva deserves a bit more commentary. In the past week, there have been several price … Read more

Lake Geneva Weeds

All lakes have weeds. The Dead Sea might not, but it’s a sea, not a lake, so my first statement stands. The Salton Sea also might not have seaweed, but … Read more

Maxwell Street Days

When I was a child, I can’t remember going to the fair but maybe once, or twice. Similarly, I don’t remember going to Venetian Fest at all. Maybe I did, … Read more

Proximity Is King

I spent at least two hours last night on a ladder, or at least one half of a two piece extension ladder, my left pocket full of nails, my fingers … Read more

My Life Adrift

My life, the only life I have, is speeding by. Days that felt like weeks now feel like hours, and those weeks? Well, they feel like days. Seasons rush over … Read more

Rich People

Yesterday, a rich person woke up, drove to a title company, and then closed on a lakefront home on the bluff of Cedar Point. This rich person paid $1.54MM for … Read more

Lake Geneva Sales Update

I’ve entertained the thought that I should become the Morningstar of real estate. Perhaps instead of selling real estate, I should simply and solely comment on it. I could be … Read more

Night Fishing

The jolt from the explosion knocked my Dodge truck into neutral, causing me to coast down the road a ways, north, far enough to understand what I had just done … Read more

The August Swoon

There is a long standing theory that would seek to convince us that in times of economic uncertainty and dwindling stock market returns (or accelerating losses) investors turn their focus … Read more

The Lake Geneva Condotel

The ultimate manifestation of real estate boom naivete was shamelessly on display during the condotel boom of the 2000s. The concept took off in cities like Las Vegas and Miami, … Read more

A Summer Rain

Depending on where you spent your July, your July was either an amazing example of what July can and should be, or it was a month bursting with too many … Read more

How’s The Market?

When people ask me how the market is, I generally and consistently assume they’re asking me in a rhetorical manner similar to when the check out girl at Sentry asks … Read more

The Ladder

Ladders can be used for lots of things. They can be used for work, to climb to the highest rung and dangle with a paint can and brush, leaning frightfully … Read more

Geneva Lakefront Update

There is a nice lakefront trend presenting itself this summer, if only we’ll take notice. The lakefront market is moving fluidly, and there have been rational sales this year carried … Read more

It’s Hot Out

The hottest town on the planet earth is Princeton, Illinois. This is a fact. I have spent days there in heat that rivals any heat I have felt elsewhere, and … Read more

Oak Shores

View Larger Map Earlier this summer, I spent a few days calling and emailing, telling customers and clients about a lake access cottage that I wanted at least one of … Read more

Lake Geneva Market Update

There’s a little known real estate secret that I’m about to share with you, so huddle up. July and August usually aren’t great months for the Lake Geneva real estate … Read more