Well, I can’t keep it a secret anymore. It’s time to share with you the thing on which I’ve been working. It’s groundbreaking. It’s transformational. It’s otherworldly, really. And lest you think I’m merely jumping on the AI bandwagon with this new launch, I assure you I’ve been working on this nearly as long as Jensen Huang. And so, without further ado, I offer to you the newest, latest, greatest, real estate tool that AI can muster. Here’s how to use it.
On your cellular phone (land line option is available but works differently), raise the phone to “wake” it. Then, type in a simple line of code within your messages app. This works on android and iOS, thankfully. Type in 1 2 6 2 7 4 5 1 9 9 3 (messaging and data rates may apply). Once keyed in, go ahead and ask Lake Geneva AI anything. Yes, anything! Want to know what the market might bring for your particular home? No problem. Just give the AI program your name and address and let it do the rest. Want to know if that house on XYZ Street is still available? Just ask! Curious about how the vacation home market behaves in the summer versus the fall versus the winter? AI can handle this request as well. Would you like to see a house that’s for sale? My scheduling bot can handle this with ease! Want to know if that house is overpriced? My proprietary code will generate an incredibly accurate answer within mere moments! No more scrolling Zillow endlessly to find listings that I’ve already sold. Now, just connect with Lake Geneva’s newest AI bot and all of your questions will be answered with incredibly sentient candor, a dash of humor, and even a light sprinkle of snark. Snark! But don’t just take my word for it.
(CORRECTION: This was only satire. The number above is just my cell phone. I’m the AI Bot.)
iam happy that you left the disclaimer on the bottom of your satire because I seriously thought you had some proprietary AI. and with all your talents why would I think any less? wishing you continued success. AI MARK BOT
I had to add that as I was getting inquiries that suggested my joking wasn’t well conveyed!