Lake Geneva Fall Colors

I am afflicted with a strange form of amnesia. I remember most everything, though increasingly I cannot remember phone numbers in the way that I once could. For that, I … Read more

Market Timing

Gym class was never a difficult class for me. I did most things well enough, even if my B- average extended into all things elementary sports as well. I couldn’t … Read more

Assessed Value

Wants and needs are difficult to separate. They are not as oil and watery as they should be. My wants and my needs are generally cobbled together in the same … Read more

Lake Geneva Oktoberfest 2013

It was difficult last night to drive a distance across the Wisconsin countryside and not see combines trailed by large clouds of dust. These combines eagerly chewed through fields of … Read more

A Summer Night

If I had really thought the noise through, I would have known that these were just harmless raccoons. During my childhood, and even adolescent years, I had a bedroom that … Read more

Lake Geneva Market Buys

There are at least 12 lake access and lakefront homes pending sale right now. There are 112 lake access and lakefront homes, give or take, that are listed for sale … Read more

Lake Access Here vs. Lakefront There

I suppose there can be an initial struggle between lakefront and lake access, between similar price points and similar structures in completely dissimilar geographic locations. If a buyer is looking … Read more

More on Markets

If we have 100 buyers, some slowly seeking and others desperately seeking the real estate that their heart desires and their wallet affords, how many of those buyers does it … Read more

Buena Vista Sells

When I was in high school, I mowed a lawn in the Buena Vista Club. That’s not entirely true. I actually mowed three lawns, nearly all in a row, spanning … Read more

Mr. Blandings, Again

I suppose it’s about time I let you in on my little construction project. That project is, after all, taking me away from this desk more than I’d like it … Read more

The Smell of Success

I remember the first time I smelled an ocean. It was the Atlantic, off of Daytona Beach, and my family had just driven from Disney World in a rented, white … Read more

A Bike Ride

I was never much for riding bikes. I bought a Nishiki mountain bike sometime around 1991, and anyone who was sort of into entry level mountain bikes in 1991 probably … Read more

Low Interest Rates

I mentioned it on Wednesday, and I think it deserves another mention today. That’s not really true. If it were just a mention then I wouldn’t have made the mention … Read more

Lake Geneva Vacation Home Market

The Lake Geneva vacation home market consists primarily of five key components. Those are, by measure of importance, Abbey Springs, Geneva National, lakefront condominiums, lake access homes, and finally, most … Read more

A Lake Geneva Wednesday

Friday gets all the attention, all the time. Thank God it’s Friday. That’s what they say. TGIF, that’s what they say when they want to shorten things up. I have … Read more

Seeking Rest

Nothing feels better, after a long days work, than some quality rest. There’s a big difference between sleep and rest, perhaps not for the body but certainly for the soul. … Read more

Geneva Lakefront Sale

I’ve never been the subject of a quarantine. I never had lice, or whopping cough, and I have so far narrowly avoided tuberculosis, SARS, and both the bird and swine … Read more

Feedback

I suppose it would be like asking the attendees of a rummage sale for their opinion on just how the sale went, or how they liked your used wares, or … Read more

Country Club Estates Sale

One of the unfortunate things about a real estate recovery is the emergence of the strike-it-rich-real-estate-people. The breathless group was gone for a while, back when real estate was harder … Read more

Lake Geneva Summer

Why check a seven day forecast when it offers no hope? I mean, it can offer hope, at certain times and on certain seven day screens, but today it doesn’t … Read more

Merry Christmas

That’s really all there is for today. I’m off this afternoon to pull some wires in my shell of a house, which isn’t very festive but it is sort of … Read more

Inventory Problems

Sellers, like job seekers, can become so listless that they drop out of the market all together. If a person is unemployed and they decide, after a lengthy and tiresome … Read more

Kestrel

When you buy a sailboat, it’s only natural that the wind refuses to blow. There isn’t really any reason for it to. You have your sail, you have your boat, … Read more

A Big Lake

In the world of lakes, there are large ones and there are small ones. Some are so large they are considered great, others ponds so small they don’t ever achieve … Read more

Folly Lane Sells

There isn’t any one secret formula that will produce a product on Geneva Lake that buyers will gravitate towards. I mean, there is, but the base formula for high end … Read more

Lake Geneva Labor Day

I don’t like people who work too much. It’s not that they’re necessarily doing it on purpose, but some do not need to be urged to work harder. Some do … Read more

Clear Sky Lodge

Matt Damon thinks that somehow he’s some sort of big deal because he bought a zoo. You don’t see me spouting off and making movies about how I bought a … Read more

Jeans

I am extremely skilled in the fine art of destroying jeans. In fact, the ability to ruin a pair of expensive jeans might be my superpower, in case they decide … Read more

The Sunrise

I have some friends who, when I speak something irritating to them, or say something negative about them, respond by saying “I don’t receive that”. This is an interesting way … Read more

New Geneva Lakefront

Rivers are sort of gross. Trout streams are cool. Western rivers that flow off of mountains and through low grassy valleys are too. But most rivers just flow with the … Read more

Hey Jealousy

In 1983, Mrs. Anderson had a wooden alligator in her classroom. It was green, as it should have been, with wooden wheels and a width across the shoulders that made … Read more

Lake Geneva Foreclosure Update

If you suffered through the State Of The Union address last week, and combined that sentiment with the “surprisingly” lower unemployment statistic on Friday, you might be under the impression … Read more

The South Shore Club

It is no secret that the South Shore Club is an exclusive development. Anything numbering just 40 in total would be viewed as exclusive. While this is known, what isn’t … Read more

Abbey Springs Market Update

When I think of Geneva National, the next thought is usually about Abbey Springs. If you need help differentiating between the two developments, just think of Abbey Springs as a … Read more

The Ice Fisherman

It’s dark now, but light enough to see that the sky and the ice and the horizon are the same dull gray. I think he’s in there. He has to … Read more

About May

Last year, I went swimming earlier than I had intended to. Today, my last Blackberry and a very pristine pair of Ray Bans lay encased in a living tomb of … Read more

The Winter Tinker

Winter is good for a lot of things. Without winter, that red headed kid who snowboards would only be known as the red headed kid who skateboards. Without winter, flora … Read more

2012 Housing Predictions

I’m going to assume that Jack Welch is smarter than I am. This is not an easy admission to make. It’s this assumption of superior intelligence that left me bothered … Read more

My Early Spring

Later this month, when it is winter, I will tell you how wonderful it is. I will write about the snow and the frost and the ice, and I will … Read more

Happy New Year

But if you decide to make thrills your regular diet and try to prolong them artificially, they will all get weaker and weaker, and fewer and fewer, and you will … Read more

Kevin McAllister

I felt a little bad for picking on Clark Griswold earlier this week. He should have owned a vacation home in Lake Geneva, but he was obviously a middle class … Read more

Geneva Lakefront Sale

That the lakefront market is hot provides no consolation to the rest of the vacation home market. There is no joint feeling of relief when one lakefront sells and renders … Read more

November

Next week, it’ll be November. The summer that I tried to hang on to for as long as humanly possible has slipped through my fingers, My grip is still tight, … Read more

Occupy Lake Geneva

When you peel back the layers of the Occupy movement, if it can or should even be labeled such, past the filth and the yelling, beyond the bongos and the … Read more

Bay Shore Sale

Many years ago, there was a time when selling a Bay Shore condominium should have been easy. At that time of apparent ease, it was, in fact, difficult to sell … Read more

Lake Geneva Vacant Land

You might think there is an insatiable appetite for vacant land on Geneva Lake. The lake has been nearly filled for many generations now, but as with any nearly full … Read more

It’s Orchard Time

Some people find their way to apple orchards when the leaves are still green, the sun still high. I am not one of those people. When that sun is high, … Read more

Beat it, September

When the weather is unruly during a month like June, it is unfortunate but it is not insurmountable. If June is dark or cold or wet, it will put us … Read more

A Basketball Confession

If you’ve made a snap judgment as to my athletic prowess based on my current wheezy state, you might find it difficult to believe that at one point, many, many … Read more

Oak Shores Sale

In March of this year, a fine lakefront home on Bonnie Brae sold for $2.625MM. The price paid per front foot of lakefront was $17,500. Then in May, a buyer … Read more

Sunny September

I imagine enjoying these late summer days in the fashion that I do is similar to spending time with a loved one who is on the verge of dying. Moments … Read more

Four New Sales

My lakefront sale from Friday wasn’t the only sale of consequence last week, even if it was the sale that made me feel the most heroic. The Lake Geneva vacation … Read more

Geneva Lakefront Sale

If you took a snapshot of the lakefront, choosing any particular stretch of homes that numbered at least 100, I would estimate that as many as 30 of those owners … Read more

Swimmer’s Ear

When three boys are 4, 8, and 11 it is difficult to fit all three into the back of a blue Chevy station wagon, but not impossible. If you align … Read more

Lake Geneva Price Cuts

I mentioned this briefly last week, but the topic of fall price reductions at Lake Geneva deserves a bit more commentary. In the past week, there have been several price … Read more

Lake Geneva Weeds

All lakes have weeds. The Dead Sea might not, but it’s a sea, not a lake, so my first statement stands. The Salton Sea also might not have seaweed, but … Read more

Maxwell Street Days

When I was a child, I can’t remember going to the fair but maybe once, or twice. Similarly, I don’t remember going to Venetian Fest at all. Maybe I did, … Read more

Proximity Is King

I spent at least two hours last night on a ladder, or at least one half of a two piece extension ladder, my left pocket full of nails, my fingers … Read more

My Life Adrift

My life, the only life I have, is speeding by. Days that felt like weeks now feel like hours, and those weeks? Well, they feel like days. Seasons rush over … Read more

Rich People

Yesterday, a rich person woke up, drove to a title company, and then closed on a lakefront home on the bluff of Cedar Point. This rich person paid $1.54MM for … Read more

Lake Geneva Sales Update

I’ve entertained the thought that I should become the Morningstar of real estate. Perhaps instead of selling real estate, I should simply and solely comment on it. I could be … Read more

Night Fishing

The jolt from the explosion knocked my Dodge truck into neutral, causing me to coast down the road a ways, north, far enough to understand what I had just done … Read more

The August Swoon

There is a long standing theory that would seek to convince us that in times of economic uncertainty and dwindling stock market returns (or accelerating losses) investors turn their focus … Read more

The Lake Geneva Condotel

The ultimate manifestation of real estate boom naivete was shamelessly on display during the condotel boom of the 2000s. The concept took off in cities like Las Vegas and Miami, … Read more

A Summer Rain

Depending on where you spent your July, your July was either an amazing example of what July can and should be, or it was a month bursting with too many … Read more

How’s The Market?

When people ask me how the market is, I generally and consistently assume they’re asking me in a rhetorical manner similar to when the check out girl at Sentry asks … Read more